Politics is the entertainment division of the military-industrial complex. - Frank Zappa.

Insanity in individuals is something rare - but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule. Friedrich Nietzsche




Saturday, December 27, 2014

Saturday Morning Travesty: The Devil & His Agents-in-Place

It's important to make clear that while I believe the argument that Antonio Scalia is the proximate cause of the impending extinction of the human race is compelling and nigh unto airtight, this does not mean that I think Antonio (I use the pet name W bestowed upon this Associate Justice of the United States Supreme Court) has acted as a witting co-conspirator with Old Scratch.  Rather, I think that the "wily" (see below) Satan, who used to do obvious things like possess people and make crazy pigs run over cliffs, now works his evil through Faustian bargains with American conservative politicians and other public figures who are not smart enough to realize where Satan is going with this.

You will note in the exchange below (from the New York Magazine interview with Antonio) that Scalia comes off like a senile idiot; note the complete non sequitur in Scalia's explanation "for why there's not demonic possession all over the place."  It doesn't follow at all from the premise (this is also characteristic of Scalia's legal arguments).  Scalia notes that the Devil used to be "all over the New Testament" but he's hard to find now.  Of course, the events described in the Bible occurred during the Iron Age, and the world (with the notable exception of Antonio himself) has moved on from that.

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Well, you’re saying the Devil is ­persuading people to not believe in God. Couldn’t there be other reasons to not believe?
Well, there certainly can be other reasons. But it certainly favors the Devil’s desires. I mean, c’mon, that’s the explanation for why there’s not demonic possession all over the place. That always puzzled me. What happened to the Devil, you know? He used to be all over the place. He used to be all over the New Testament.
Right.
What happened to him?
He just got wilier.
He got wilier.
Isn’t it terribly frightening to believe in the Devil?
You’re looking at me as though I’m weird. My God! Are you so out of touch with most of America, most of which believes in the Devil? I mean, Jesus Christ believed in the Devil! It’s in the Gospels! You travel in circles that are so, so removed from mainstream America that you are appalled that anybody would believe in the Devil! Most of mankind has believed in the Devil, for all of history. Many more intelligent people than you or me have believed in the Devil.

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It was certainly a lucky break (although I doubt that Satan believes in luck - you make your own luck, in his book) that a Catholic, Opus Dei blockhead was the leading "intellectual" on the Supreme Court when the time came for the Devil to put his master plan in motion.  Come to think of it, I take it all back.  To put Scalia in place, Satan had to put Ronald Reagan in place, because Antonio's been on the high bench since 1986.  Lucifer plays a long game - chess, while American politics plays checkers.

Brilliant.  I've lost my train of thought.  The Devil can do that to you.

America's the perfect theater of operations for Luciferian machinations.  You can get leverage here, because whatever evil takes hold in America (Wal-Mart, Starbucks, American Motors Pacer) tends to go international.  Our junk culture metastasizes rapidly through the world.

But what's the Devil's end game, so to speak?  Well, in the first place, he just likes doing evil shit.  It's not a lot more complicated than that.  However, like all sentient fallen angels, the Devil is interested, first and foremost, in self-preservation, and you can understand, with the talk of the Rapture reaching a fever pitch in recent decades, that Satan might be a little concerned that the hour of his comeuppance, when he gets his unholy ass kicked during Armageddon, is at hand.  The Left Behind books probably got a little ahead of things, but the Devil can read, and he knows what's in Matthew 24: 32-34:

"[32] Now learn a parable of the fig tree; When his branch is yet tender, and putteth forth leaves, ye know that summer is nigh: [33] So likewise ye, when ye shall see all these things, know that it is near, even at the doors. [34] Verily I say unto you, This generation shall not pass, till all these things be fulfilled."

Obviously, Jesus is talking here about 1988.  The "fig tree" is Israel, and it was dormant before...1948, when it came back to life.  A generation back in Biblical times was about 40 years.  I trust I don't have to spell this out any further.  We're obviously in Overtime now, and Old Scratch is not going to take any chances about going into Double Overtime starting in 2028.

While the Holy Trinity are all in on the Revelation-style Apocalypse, the Devil is working two angles, nuclear war and global warming.  His thinking is that he can throw a monkey wrench into the End Times if everyone is already dead when Jesus shows up for the Millenium.  It's not supposed to happen that way.  No doubt this is one of the chief sources of anti-science bias among the Evangelicals.  Man can't finish himself off; that's God's job.

Satan, of course, has absolutely no doubt about the reality of global warming.  His clever, counter-intuitive trick (because he's so "wily") is to work through anti-science morons in the United States, and fortunately for him, these are in plentiful supply, particularly among Republicans in Washington, D.C.  I think the Devil has to pinch himself to make sure he's not dreaming when he reflects that Senator James Inhofe (Imbecile, OK), heads up the chief Science Committee, that Marco Rubio of Florida ("I'm not a scientist, man," Rubio said when asked his views on climate change) is a rising star, that the entire party, top to bottom, is an unbroken line of lunkheads.  What a target-rich environment for the Prince of Darkness.  You could say it's almost too easy, but then look Who the Devil's up against.

God invented global warming.  He set the angles on the molecular bonds of the greenhouse gases that capture infra-red radiation (which He also invented).  There are no Denialists in Heaven or Hell.  Only God's most prized creation, Man, can pull that one off, and that's because of the gift of Free Will, which includes the freedom to be a moron.

The auguries are not totally bad for the Devil, but he's running out of time.  Giant methane bubbles are at last blooping up from the submerged tundra in the Arctic Sea, the polar ice caps are on their way out, and the majority party in Washington is doing everything it can to help that process, and the Devil, along.  But will it happen in time, that is, pre-Trumpet?

Satan's hole card is The Bomb, and here the inexplicable belligerence of the U.S.A. toward nuclear-bristling Russia could still save the Devil's bacon.  Satan's wily approach is to advance on all fronts at once, aided and abetted by his many dumb-as-a-box-of-hammers allies.  Stay alert.  These End Times, no matter Who wins, are really going to be something.


Friday, December 26, 2014

Lucifer Walks Among Us

A few months ago, this remarkable exchange was published in the pages of New York Magazine:

Can we talk about your drafting process—
[Leans in, stage-whispers.] I even believe in the Devil.
You do?
Of course! Yeah, he’s a real person. Hey, c’mon, that’s standard Catholic doctrine! Every Catholic believes that.
Every Catholic believes this? There’s a wide variety of Catholics out there …
If you are faithful to Catholic dogma, that is certainly a large part of it.
Have you seen evidence of the Devil lately?
You know, it is curious. In the Gospels, the Devil is doing all sorts of things. He’s making pigs run off cliffs, he’s possessing people and whatnot. And that doesn’t happen very much anymore.
No.
It’s because he’s smart.
So what’s he doing now?
What he’s doing now is getting people not to believe in him or in God. He’s much more successful that way.

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 The person answering the questions is Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia, noted roadblock to American cultural progress.  Antonin is an unusual name in American society; it seems like an extension of "Anton," as in, for example, Anton LaVey, founder of the Church of Satan, who died, or at any rate dematerialized, in 1997 in San Francisco.

I wasn't particularly surprised by the Scalia interview. I've always thought this black-robed clown was a nut case and probably the most overrated intellect in the history of American jurisprudence.  The passage quoted above is not the stupidest part of the interview, just the most relevant for present purposes.

Scalia is without doubt the single person in the United States most responsible for the eight-year Bumbleocracy of George W. Bush.  While the legal fight was still on in Florida at the end of 2000, while the Bush and Gore camps were clogging the courts of Florida with lawsuit after lawsuit, Scalia signalled to the Bush camp that things would work out for him in the Supreme Court, a prejudicial statement without precedent or equal in my own legal experience.  The conservative judges, led by Scalia, managed to halt the recount in Florida on the theory that counting all the votes in the Sunshine State would cause irreparable harm to Bush's chances of winning.  So, enough was enough.  Bush's final margin of victory of 371 votes in Florida was sufficient for Scalia, and that was that.

George W. Bush, as we know, was not a scientist.  Unlike his opponent, he was not deeply versed in the technical details of global warming, or environmental issues generally.  He was aware that all this talk about curtailing the use of fossil fuels was not a good development for his fellow oil men, so Bush took the position that decisions on global warming should be based on "science," by which he meant different science, and by that he meant pseudo-science.  Thus, the United States, which tends to set the lifestyle pace for the world generally, did nothing and we added at least another eight years to the long run-up to the irrevocable tipping point where a runaway greenhouse effect and abrupt climate change (which may in fact be underway now) become inevitable.

Thus, whether one believes in the "Great Man" theory of history or not, it does not seem too much to say that Antonin Scalia is responsible for the coming extinction of the human and all other higher animal species.

Taking us back to the interview above.  How does Antonin Scalia know so much about the Devil?  It makes me suspicious, frankly.  Scalia knows that Old Scratch no longer makes pigs run over cliffs, that he's "smarter" now, and that the Prince of Darkness has settled on a strategy of sowing unbelief among people.  That's a lot of inside information for one tubby Supreme Court judge, if you ask me.

Might the Devil want to speed up the process of human extinction?  This seems less mysterious. In the fateful, apocalyptic battle between the forces of Light & Dark, Lucifer would want to do anything he can to mess God up, and what better way to screw up the Grand Finale of Revelations than to finish off all the people before Jesus has a chance to return?  Don't think for a minute that Satan has gotten over that drubbing he took when he was tempting Christ with no payoff. Two thousand years is not too long to nurse a grudge when you're the Devil.

So maybe the case that Antonin Scalia is Satan is not ironclad (not that half-baked theories ever got in the way of Scalia himself reaching binding conclusions; see, e.g., Bush vs. Gore).  But Scalia as the Devil's agent-in-place, his right-hand man?  Look, the guy's idea of "bird hunting" is to blast waterfowl at point-blank range as they emerge from a cage, sitting alongside his porcine buddy Dick Cheney in a "duck blind," as they listen to the hum of Cheney's battery-powered circulatory system. It's probably true that Scalia is not smart enough to be the Devil himself, but maybe he makes the grade as Satan's useful idiot.

Saturday, December 13, 2014

Saturday Morning Travesty: This is not who we are.

The Senate has now released its big-deal Torture Report, full of stuff we already knew. The Senate Intelligence Committee (not an oxymoron), led by Super-Hawk Dianne Feinstein (D, Calif.), figured out whom to blame: the CIA.  Now that we have that behind us, we can let the healing begin.

I watched Rachel Maddow on MSNBC the night the report came out. She was so excited by the titillating details ("rectal rehydration!"), so manic in her delivery as she anticipated the next stunning disclosure, that it was very hard to follow.  Suffice it to say that it all came down to a couple of Mormon psychologists who were contract hires of the Agency with no background in interrogation.  A no-bid contract at that! Can you believe it?  Instead of going out and hiring a couple of shrinks with an extensive background in tortured confessions, the CIA just pays these jackasses $81 million to enable the whole awful war crimes thing!

Wow.  That ought to keep the rubes in the cheap seats muttering to themselves for a long time.  Once in a while it's mentioned that the CIA told the Bush Administration in 2003, at the outset of the Torture Program, that intelligence gathered by abusing prisoners doesn't work.  No matter.  $81 million to a couple of psychologists with no background in torture!  What were they thinking?

John Brennan, head of the CIA, held a press conference where he attempted to push back against the Report's conclusions, at least as those conclusions were interpreted by the Media Hologram.  Liberals and conservatives threw rocks at Johnny for that one.  Nice try, Bozo!  We know whose fault it was! It's all in the Report!

If any of this sounds familiar, you might be thinking back, even unconsciously, to Abu Ghraib.  Remember?  All of that humiliation and abuse of Iraqi prisoners.  Who did it?  A few bad apples, as you'll recall.  Definitely not the fault of the political class, or the military higher-ups, and it's inconceivable that you could blame anyone in the White House.

That's the way things are played in the American Hologram, in our Virtual Reality. 

'Twas not always thus.  Let us recall those heady, moralistic days following World War II. The Nuremberg War Crimes Trials, where the American prosecutorial team was led by Robert Jackson, on leave from the Supreme Court.  Now there's a Special Prosecutor.  The law applicable to Nazi war crimes had to be made up on the fly, to a certain extent.  What the Third Reich had done was in a way unprecedented in modern times.  The fundamental question was this: can war be criminalized and punished by the victors?

The Third Reich defendants relied principally on two defenses.  The first was the ex post facto nature of the criminal laws themselves.  If there was no clear precedent, if these laws weren't written down anywhere, then how were the Nazis to have notice that they would be indicted for war crimes? The Allied response, in essence, was this: we don't give a shit whether it's technically ex post facto or not.  If you couldn't figure out that what you were doing was criminal, then you're a monster who doesn't deserve to live anyway. This argument has a satisfying irresistibility to it.

The second defense was the famous "I was only following orders" objection. This argument was more of a problem, because in a dictatorial political system, such as the Third Reich, the argument might be available to everyone except Adolf Hitler himself, and Hitler and his girlfriend were already dead, killing themselves in the bunker in April 1945. Should responsibility be limited to the political higher-ups, like Goebbels, Bormann, and the rest of the creeps?  Should it be extended to military officers such as Goering of the Air Force, Donitz of the Navy, Joachim von Ribbentrop of the foreign service, Jodl of the Army? How about handsome guys who seemed really cultured like Albert Speer? 

The decisions on whom to indict seems to have been done mainly by a general feeling on degree of culpability.  The Nuremberg Principles made the main war crime the "crime against peace," or aggressive war of invasion not premised on self-defense. In the end the principal Nuremberg Trial between November 1945 and October 1946 proceeded against 23 Third Reich defendants, including Martin Bormann in absentia.  The "illegal war" was the principal crime, in the thinking of the Allied prosecutors, on the theory that such a war of aggression makes possible and enables all of the crimes against humanity which follow.  The killing of civilians, atrocities such as "collective reprisals" carried out against whole occupied towns because of sabotage against the Axis military, the Holocaust itself.

The years after World War II were, relatively speaking, moral times, the high point for the truth and reconciliation process. Contrariwise, this is the modern era, where no standards exist anymore and no accountability is demanded.  Torture, illegal invasions, mass killing of civilians - all of these things are okay so long as you remind yourself that none of these is really you, and that the important thing now is to look forward, not backward into this sordid past.

One can, as a work of imagination, picture what might happen if American political and military leaders were placed on trial by some foreign tribunal.  The Iraq War Crimes Trials, harking back to Principle #1 of Nuremberg, the critical role played by the illegal invasion itself.  It's a commonplace in America to admit that the war was premised on fraud, so most of the work for the tribunal would already have been done.  We happily admit the invasion was illegal; it's part of our normal discourse. The harder question, as before, would be determining who the defendants ought to be.  My guess is that this hypothetical Tribunal would not spend a lot of time on the CIA and its "waterboarding" of prisoners.  That would seem pretty incidental in the overall appraisal of matters.  No, I suspect that this Tribunal would mainly focus on the political leadership in the United States, on the executive officers who asked for authorization to invade Iraq and Afghanistan

, and on the members of the legislature, such as United States Senators, including Dianne Feinstein, who so enthusiastically supported the request and appropriated all the money to do it. 

Dianne is 81 years old now, the oldest Senator in a generally gerontological legislative body. She next stands for reelection in 2018, so it seems likely this will be her final term. She's married to the uber-wealthy Richard Blum, real estate tycoon, and no doubt she will want to spend her final years close to their palatial home on Presidio Terrace in San Francisco.  Dianne has been the perfect DLC-style liberal Democrat, generally in favor of Good Things, including the care and feeding of the Military-Industrial Complex, California's defense contractors, and of "support for the troops" in foreign theaters of war, which she's always voted for.

Senator Feinstein will be remembered for her "courage" in blowing the whistle on the CIA.  That will be enough Truth & Reconciliation concerning the whole unfortunate business of the War on Terror, and consistent with our general practice of blaming not higher-ups but lower-downs whenever it's time for somebody to take the fall.



Monday, December 1, 2014

Mr. Krugman's Science: the long victory lap

Paul Krugman, ace economics journalist for a great metropolitan newspaper, has been making a repeated point over the last couple of years in his columns and blog posts.  This point is that his critics were wrong and he was right.  He says this in many ways and in different formats, but it's basically the same message each time out.  Apparently, Mr. Krugman has the editorial staff at the New York Times so intimidated by the sheer awesomeness of his brilliance and peerless record of being right all the time (unlike his critics, who have always been wrong), that the editors do not dare to point out to Mr. Krugman that this endlessly restated boast of the same exact point over and over again doesn't seem so much like journalism as it does a serious personality disorder.

Be that as it may. Abnormal psychology aside, what is the point that Mr. Krugman keeps making?  Essentially, this: at the outset of Quantitative Easing (which always sounds to my ear like a bowel loosener), certain conservative pundits, financiers, and other riffraff confidently predicted that this "money printing" would lead to runaway inflation.  They even wrote a letter, signed by many big-ass Wall Street types, to Ben Bernanke as the Chairman of the Federal Reserve, warning of the dire Weimar-like consequences that would flow from this folly.  Among these financial celebrities were people like Bill Gross of Pimco (Newport Beach, CA), Cliff Asness, a hedge fund king, and Peter Schiff.  I don't know if they all signed the letter (Asness did), but they have all been very vocal about hyperinflation and its current spacetime continuum whereabouts, that is, just around the corner.

Some wags have pointed out that asset prices most closely connected to QE, the housing market (since the Fed provides a secondary market for mortgages by purchasing mortgage-backed securities), and the stock market (since one aspect of QE is keeping the federal funds rate at rock bottom) have, in fact, hyperinflated.  It's difficult to understand why the moribund American economy would, all by itself, push the stock market to all-time highs and restore the bubbleicious quality to the housing market last enjoyed circa 2006, when the subprime racket was in full cry. However, since the S&P 500 and the Dow, and the real estate market (by and large) are not reflected in the Consumer Price Index, Mr. Krugman's narrow point seems true: hyperinflation has not ravaged the American crapscape.  I suspect that the Big Players know how to parlay ultra-cheap money into investment bonanzas; for example, a frequently cited strategy is corporate borrowing at ultra-cheap rates in order to enable a corporation to buy back its own stock, thus pushing the price higher, and then using the inflated shares as a form of additional executive compensation, a play which has the effect of exacerbating the already ludicrously skewed distribution of wealth in the U.S. and A., as Borat would say.   Mr. Krugman, an academic who spends all of his time making the same monotonous point over and over again, probably does not understand how this is done, or if he is aware, does not like to acknowledge that a policy which he supports (QE) has the effect of making the rich richer, which he says he deplores.

However, on this hyperinflation point, where the fat cats barged into his macroeconomic theory kitchen, the ol' Krugster has 'em right where he wants 'em.  Here's how the mighty Krugman dispatched the upstart Peter Schiff in a snarky post called "The Wisdom of Peter Schiff":

OK, leave aside the business about defining money-printing as inflation; guys, nobody cares. But what Schiff says very clearly is that according to his worldview, rolling the printing presses should cause inflation (by the normal definition) even in a depressed economy, and that high unemployment should in fact make inflation higher, not lower.

So he will write a blog post using the name of his adversary du jour in the title and, unlike his usual practice of writing a new blog every few minutes, leave it there for a week. Small, petty, vindictive?  Sure, but this is a game about blog hits.

Hyperinflation was not likely to happen with QE (at least in the ordinary consumables on which the CPI is based) because of the so-called transmission mechanism.  The Federal Reserve conjures money on its computer, or Ben Bernanke's iPhone, exchanges it for assets (Treasuries, MBS) in the hands of Primary Dealers (who used, after all, existing cash to buy such assets in the first place), and then "retires" such money to the excess reserve accounts of the Primary Dealers at the Federal Reserve itself. Nothing happens in this sequence which would loose this new cash into what we laughingly call these days the "real economy."  No one can even tell you (least of all Mr. Krugman) why exactly we're doing QE at all.  Mr. Krugman, for example, reliably informs us that interest rates would be rock bottom anyway, because of the brokeass state of the economy. Mr. Krugman also tells us that QE does not cause asset bubbles (if it did, it would enrich the fat cats, and that is inconsistent with his Conscience).  So QE does not affect interest rates, it does not cause asset bubbles (it does, as noted, but Mr. Krugman is a theoretician, not J.P. Morgan) and the money just sits in excess reserve accounts because nobody really wants to borrow money from Primary Dealers or banks in general because (a) they're already up to their eyeballs in debt and (b) see (a).  So why did we do QE for 5 years?  Because everyone, including Mr. Krugman, is in favor of it.

Contrast this to a transmission mechanism where you mail one million smackers to each American every week.  Would this result in hyperinflation? Well, yes, of course.  "Running the printing presses" even in a depressed economy and distributing money by helicopter drop on the American people in such quantities would cause hyperinflation, since sellers and employers would be aware that higher prices and wages could be demanded because of the existence of all this new money in the hands of the public, and then a spiral effect of rising prices and wages would ensue, establishing new nominal levels of everything without affecting the overall position, except for the relative value of the dollar in international exchange, which would crash through the floor.

So Quantitative Easing increases the monetary base (the tally of assets held by the Federal Reserve) as a matter of definition.  The Fed brings unto itself assets such as Treasury bonds and certain types of mortgage-backed securities (those with federal guarantees), and pays for these assets with credits it generates electronically, recording its payments in the excess reserve accounts of the Primary Dealers who sold the assets in question to the Fed as part of Open Market Operations.

Doing this doesn't seem to accomplish anything except generate fees and commissions for various intermediaries involved in carrying out these exchanges of cash for bonds, although it relieves (to stay with the bowel movement metaphor) Primary Dealer banks of MBS on their books which might be dodgy enough to be worth considerably less than face value to any buyer other than the Federal Reserve, which doesn't care, by and large, what anything is worth since it has the power to conjure more money at any time. 

Mr. Krugman says that the money just sits in the reserve accounts, earning a princely 1/4 of one percent interest,  because the economy is in a "liquidity trap."  A liquidity trap exists when the Fed finds it doesn't matter how low it sets its primary lending rate, you still can't get the general public to borrow enough to get the economy moving (to "gain traction," in the buzzwords), and you can't get "firms" to borrow money to invest in capital improvements or construction which would generate growth, because there's no "demand" for more products and services in the "real economy" because everyone is brokeass.  Which, as we will recall, was also the reason the public can't or won't borrow more of that money which the Fed created in the course of adding to its monetary base.

If this feels or sounds circular to you, you're not alone, because I share the sensation.  Usually circularity results from using a multiplicity of entities in violation of Occam's Razor, and failing to see that one of the terms in your equation is stated twice in two different forms on both sides of the equal sign.  (x+y) - LQ = (x+y) -B where LQ = B, and LQ is the Liquidity Trap and B is Brokeass.  Mr. Krugman loves the term "liquidity trap" because it sounds technical.  Maybe he's an amateur plumber.  But a "liquidity trap" arises when the economy is brokeass and overly indebted to begin with (as the American consumer has been for a very long time), and it's just a different and confusing way of saying that when the booboisie is broke and doesn't want to add to its debts no matter how low you set the interest rate, the economy flatlines and we go nowhere but down (for most members of the booboisie, that is to say).  Saying that we need to get rid of the "liquidity trap" is really the same as saying we need a prosperous middle class again in a growing economy.

That's the way it seems to me.  Swami Krugman, on the other hand, believes that America, and the world, are struggling economically because we have failed to heed the wisdom of John Maynard Keynes.  We're in this liquidity trap, which is holding us back, and since monetary policy (such as QE and lowering the policy interest rate to zero, the "zero lower bound," in another buzzword phrase) doesn't work, what is left is "fiscal stimulus," where the federal government goes further into debt in order to build more roads, bridges and maybe a high-speed choo-choo. Sounds pretty good to me. And interest rates are so ridiculously low that the government can borrow the money practically for free.  Who will lend to us?  We will, for, as Mr. Krugman says, the national debt is basically money we owe ourselves.  Indeed, the Federal Reserve is now the single largest holder of Treasuries in the world, by quite a distance.  True, the Fed did not buy these Treasuries directly at auction (it's forbidden from doing so), but when QE is at full roar, the Primary Dealers who scoop up about half or more of each auction know they can unload the paper they pick up on the Fed.  So do fiscal stimulus and QE all at the same time and we'll be in clover, obviously.

We need to run huge deficits, on the order of two trillion a year at least, so that lots of Treasury paper is created for the Primaries to pick up and pass on to the Bottomless Pit over at the Federal Reserve, and it won't matter whether Japan, China, Russia and Belgium (Belgium?) buy more Treasuries, which they haven't done much of lately, except for Belgium (Belgium?), because we've discovered Aladdin's Lamp all by ourselves. Nothing about this plan can go wrong, and Mr. Krugman has been urging it for many years, believe it or not, in exactly the form I'm describing here.  He has urged it on Japan, for example, although Japan's national debt to GDP is already at 230%, which would translate to a national debt in the United States of at least $40 trillion.

Sometimes I ask myself this question: is Mr. Krugman completely insane?  If so, I would say that he is the perfect public intellectual for this time and place in America.  He wrote a highly laudatory piece about the wonders of Barack Obama for Rolling Stone recently, in which he described the O Man as one of the more "consequential Presidents" of modern times, so I assume that Mr. Krugman is positioning himself, very wisely, as a big macher in the Hillary Clinton Administration, because this is the one post, an important job in the economics department of a Democratic adminstration, which this supremely ambitious man has yet to achieve.  Thus lately he has been writing (as in today's column) about the steady progress of the American economy under Barack Obama's peerless leadership.

The U.S. economy finally seems to be climbing out of the deep hole it entered during the global financial crisis. Unfortunately, Europe, the other epicenter of crisis, can’t say the same. Unemployment in the euro area is stalled at almost twice the U.S. level, while inflation is far below both the official target and outright deflation has become a looming risk.

If you've been paying attention, you might wonder how the United States climbed out of that deep hole.  We didn't do what Mr. Krugman advised us to do, as outlined above.  In fact, in a blog post today, he takes credit for predicting that America's ascent from the depression would be slow because the Obama stimulus was too small and too short-lived.  But why did the American economy get better?  Elsewhere, Mr. Krugman has informed us that economies "tend to get better over time."  Well, then - maybe Washington, D.C. was using the "waiting theory" as opposed to Keynesian theory.  Since it was such a devastating depression, and since Mr. Krugman has advised us (even elsewhere) that recoveries from "financial crises" tend to be slow and protracted, then maybe five years from the start of the Great Recession until now isn't really so bad.  And the Waiting Theory seems to avoid the downside of Mr. Krugman's loopy counterfactual scenario - we don't go further into debt above our eyeballs in order to accomplish something which, as he admits, happens anyway.

Saturday, November 22, 2014

Saturday Morning Mockery of a Sham: A few notes on tyranny

I tried to watch Mr. Obama's immigration speech on Thursday night, but wonder of wonders, it was rained out.  The satellite signal was lost because of a violent downpour.  That has not been the weather pattern here in recent years, but I can always watch the speech on instant replay.  Heavy rain is not so easily reproducible these days.

MSNBC loved the speech and Fox news believes it is grounds for impeachment.  This is the way it works in modern America.  How decisions are arrived at no longer matters; what matters is whether you like the decision.  Liberals like the immigration "policy" (whatever it may be - I'm not really sure), while conservatives detest it.  Liberals like it because it seems "nice."  It's nice to be nice to people, and what could be nicer than saying to a vast array of human beings inside the borders of the United States illegally that they no longer have anything to worry about.  While Mr. Obama, in his usual let's-try-to-please-everybody way, made sure we understood that "criminals" will still be deported, what he really meant was that the immigration laws, such as they exist in the United States Code Annotated, will no longer be enforced, because when you enforce them, the natural outcome is deportation.  What else could happen?  Anyone in the country illegally is by definition a criminal.  Adding the fillip that a person who has committed the crime of illegal entry has compounded matters by committing another criminal act while in the United States, as a basis for a "get tough" stance, sounds pretty lame.

The President excused his executive action by saying that Congress had failed to act.  Well, you know. Congress doesn't have to act.  There are many immigration laws on the books already, such as the omnibus immigration reform act of 1986.  That law has not been rigorously enforced; as a result, we are now in the position of having roughly the same number of illegal immigrants in the country that we had when the 1986 law was enacted.  Since that law was not enforced, after its amnesty provisions were effected, we're back where we started.  So now we have to reform the immigration reform bill, and Congress hasn't done that.  So Obama feels that he must do it alone.

So that brings up the first point: why does anything have to be done?  As Mr. Obama said in the speech, we're not going to round up 11 million people and send them back where they came from. We're not going to separate illegal adult parents from their American citizen "anchor" babies who were born on U.S. soil. We're not going to do anything about the problem, in fact, because America doesn't do anything about problems.  So what is the thinking behind making a "policy" out of continuing to not do the very thing we're not doing?

To give this oddity the patina of legality, Mr. Obama made reference to "prosecutorial discretion." Just to point out the obvious: this doesn't make any sense at all.  Deciding not to enforce federal laws which are on the books, in the maroon volumes of the United States Code Annotated, is not what "prosecutorial discretion" is.  Prosecutorial discretion applies to discrete cases; yes, the district attorney says, there may be a prima facie violation of the law here.  On balance, however, it is not advisable in this particular instance to seek an indictment. The proof necessary may be difficult to obtain. The crime does not seem to have resulted in much personal damage to anyone.  Another remedy, such as a fine, might be more appropriate.  Bankrupting this defendant by forcing him to defend against this charge seems disproportionate to the gravity of his offense.  These are criteria for prosecutorial discretion.

Declaring that a giant cohort of people are immune from the statutes of the United States because it is the President's preferred approach is not "prosecutorial discretion."  It is the granting of blanket amnesty. Here's how Paul Krugman, the liberal's Liberal, sums up what he takes to be the universal progressive attitude:

That’s why I enthusiastically support President Obama’s new immigration initiative. It’s a simple matter of human decency.

That’s not to say that I, or most progressives, support open borders. You can see one important reason right there in the Baldizzi apartment: the photo of F.D.R. on the wall. The New Deal made America a vastly better place, yet it probably wouldn’t have been possible without the immigration restrictions that went into effect after World War I. For one thing, absent those restrictions, there would have been many claims, justified or not, about people flocking to America to take advantage of welfare programs.

But of course he does support open borders.  If an immigrant can acquire citizenship by crossing the border and settling down, then the border is open.  Why is that so hard to see?  If this is what Mr. Krugman means by "human decency," then he should support open borders.  Rather than make (largely Latino) illegal immigrants go through the difficult transition period (the "shadows," as Mr. Obama called it) of quasi-legality, just use the border crossings to identify people as they come through, give them a Social Security number, and wish them well.  Why the charade of adding another 3% to the American population in one fell swoop every couple of decades or so in an amnesty program when the same effect can be accomplished gradually by allowing anyone to walk in on any terms they want? All those future amnesty cases living in an underground economy could have been paying into Social Security all along. 

If an American president decides not to enforce immigration laws, as a matter of policy, he is legislating, because his policy amounts to a recission, or amendment abolishing, existing law. As the Chief Executive, his job is to "faithfully execute the laws" of the land.  That is is his oath.  What Mr. Obama is being applauded for is his decision to rescind existing statutes because Congress will not rescind those existing statutes.  Again: how can anybody miss this?  But as I said, it isn't the job of Congress to rescind existing statutes because the President would prefer a different situation.

George W. Bush gave this sort of unconstitutional mischief a quantum push when he decided that complying with the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act was too much trouble in the post- 9/11 era, so he ordered wiretaps whenever he wanted them.  The Congress found out, and one senator, Russ Feingold, brought a censure motion against Bush.  He got three other senators to go along with him. Many others agreed that what Bush was doing was illegal, impeachable, a violation of both federal statute and the Fourth Amendment to the Bill of Rights, but...it's not a big deal.  It's too complicated for Americans to follow.  So now we have wholesale, unimpeded, 24/7 spying by the NSA on everybody about everything, all presided over by President Obama, and no one says anything about it anymore for fear they'll wind up living in the Moscow Airport.  Wars are now begun on the whim of the executive.  A formal declaration of war under Article I of the Constitution is absolutely unthinkable, and the Declaration-Lite of the War Powers Act is also omitted.  No need anymore.  Congress fulminates, but they don't really do anything except grandstand with "lawsuits" filed against the President based on violations of the "separation of powers," but that's just because they can then say they did something.  Something quiet that can disappear quietly after a few months when America is distracted by the next raping and drugging celebrity scandal.  The Republicans want the Latino vote just as much as the Democrats, and you have to carry Florida to win the presidency.

This is how we do things now.  You decide what you "Like," sort of like Facebook, and then approve of anything tending in that direction, regardless of how we get there.  All tyrannies begin this way, with the casual acquiescence in methods you know are wrong, but you like the results, so you let it go. Until the same arbitrary methods are turned against you, and then you wish, too late, that we had a Constitution again.

Sunday, November 16, 2014

Sunday Morning Mockery of a Sham: Notes on being an American

Personally, I'm glad I was born, raised, have lived and will undoubtedly die here.  There was a time, around 2004 or so, following the re-election of George W. Bush, when, absolutely convinced the nation had completely gone off the deep end, I considered expatriation.  I took evening classes in conversational French at the local community college, in fact, and found myself among other Boomers who had rededicated themselves to the French of their high school years because George W. Bush had just been re-elected President.  We become inured to such lunacy as the Bush years, however, and consulting history, we recognize that other Palookas have occupied the White House throughout history and the country nevertheless survived.  James Buchanan is frequently cited, or the short, unhappy, highly controversial reign of William Warren G. Harding, who, with very little time to work with, embroiled himself in the Teapot Dome scandal and died colorfully at the Palace Hotel on Market Street in San Francisco.

As to expatriation:  I really would not want to live in Europe.  As Saul Bellow wrote in the first line of The Adventures of Augie March (perhaps the book that lays claim to the true title of The Great American Novel), "I'm an American, Chicago born and bred."

Yep, I know what he means. I've lived almost my entire life in California.  It works.  You can get the general idea of being alive by living your life in California.  I've been to Europe a fair number of times (I'm guessing about eleven such journeys, some for fairly long stretches), and what I've noted, while feigning my European-ness, becoming for a while socialized, gracious, thoughtful, all those things I rarely am at home, is that it didn't take long to want to leave.  Europeans begin getting on my nerves because they're so socialized, gracious, and thoughtful.  They're so damn cultured.  I suspect, in fact, that the reason Europeans have traditionally started massive land wars which have reduced the entire Continent to rubble on a pretty regular basis is that they get sick of it themselves.  Americans let off steam gradually by engaging in random murder.  We must remember that what is suppressed gathers force.  It's in the first chapter of every self-help book.

So I didn't leave America.  I read with bemusement the essays of Dmitry Orlov, who was born in the U.S.S.R. and now lives on a boat usually moored in Boston Harbor.  The pages of cluborlov.com are regularly filled with advice to Americans to get out of America while they can.  Dmitry has of late developed a huge bromance with Vladimir Putin, Russia's President For Life, and extols Vlad's anti-American defiance.  I note, however, that Dmitry, who holds dual citizenship, keeps his boat anchored in Massachusetts.  It's a shtick, a "branding" (as the marketers say, and Dmitry does work in that very field, which can be very lucrative in America), we have to recognize that, just as the faux-patriotism of many of America's leaders, who simply use their professed devotion to America as a way to make a living, is a shtick and a brand.

Obviously I don't think America should be above criticism.  "I love my country, but I love it in justice," as Albert Camus once said.  That's a useful touchstone.  America is a sprawling mess.  Americans are probably the descendants of ancestors with undiagnosed Adult Attention & Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD).  This is an hypothesis that is au courant - restless and adventurous people are the ones who migrate, who leave their settled lives and take on the unknown world.  Still, one would imagine that 400 years after it all started that this genetic inclination would revert to the mean, with a slight bias in favor of being a little jumpy.  Mostly you can figure out America's advantages by looking at a globe.  Let's face it, look at that real estate!  In the temperate latitudes, with varied biospheres, scenic diversity, right smack dab in the middle of the world's two great oceans.  After gaining a beachhead in New England, those early ADHD cases kept looking West, kept acquiring real property (like a couple of Beverly Hills sharpies trolling for land in the 1950's - men of vision!), until they owned everything, at one point, from Maine to the Phillipines. 

And even if you find parts of America particularly repugnant, there is solace in knowing it's a federation of states with their own government systems.  Living in California is not the same thing, culturally, politically, as a matter of mental health, as living in Mississippi.  The political absurdities that afflict modern America are the result of a couple of critical miscalculations of the Founding Fathers.  In particular, democracy has gotten skewed (and screwed) by the basic arithmetic of the bicameral system coupled with the political inclinations of the (mostly sparsely-populated) hinterland, as noted here on various occasions.  Every state, even if it's mostly cows and Big Horn Sheep, gets two senators, and control of one House in Washington, D.C., is enough to wreck effective governance.  Still, when you look at guys like Mitch McConnell, John McCain, Lindsey Graham and James Inhofe, all products of our One-Cow, One-Vote system, you're glad they're not more effective.

Maybe there will come a time when the Tenth Amendment will undergo its renaissance, and the central government will revert to its basic functions of running the Post Office and...well, that ought to do it, actually.  Eliminate the income tax in favor of partnering up with Indian casinos.  Any shortfall could be made up by a National Liposuction Drive, selling the resulting 60 million or so Average-Sized Humans (represented by the surplus adiposity drained away), as a non-fossil fuel alternative to whale oil on the world market, thus sparing the actual cetaceans under duress in the world's oceans.



 

Thursday, November 13, 2014

When in doubt, blame Israel

I enjoy reading Counterpunch, the leftist ezine maintained by the Cockburn family.  It's one of the first places I check when I'm reading around the Net in search of some alternative to the Press Release Media that now constitute our source of Official News.  For one thing Counterpunch gives a forum for such Marxist oriented writers as Rob Urie, who criticizes Darwinian capitalism in unsparing terms reminiscent of Leon Trotsky, if not quite with the same rhetorical, true-believer flourish.  What is going on in the United States economy, with wealth disparity having reached utterly absurd levels, with academic studies confirming what we already knew, that the U.S. is a political oligarchy controlled entirely by money, should not be nibbled at around the edges, the way the MSM do.  If you "deregulate" Big Business, if you allow such legal excrescenses as the Citizens United case to go unremedied by legislation, if you do not (as the Justice Dept. does not) enforce anti-trust laws, and if you allow an unfettered "globalization" to set the agenda for domestic legal frameworks - if you do all that, as the U.S. has done, then inevitably, as a matter of human nature, you will wind up with a system like we have.  Karl Marx was wrong only in his "scientific historicism" and his somewhat naive and fairy-tale view that the proletariat would arise and establish a workers' paradise.  That was the cover story in the U.S.S.R. and Red China, and just as inevitably a different kind of hierarchical system, enforced by secret police and suppression, came to dominate wherever Communism was attempted.

What you have to put up with in browsing Counterpunch, however, is the other kneejerk tendency of the hyper-intellectual Left, the tribally-enforced, automatic denunciation of Israel...whenever Israel comes up, and quite often when no one has even mentioned Israel.  Quite often when the topic has nothing to do with Israel, say in an essay by Andrew Levine about President Obama's "spinelessness," which are sometimes enjoyable to read in a pox-on-both-their-houses way.  Suddenly, in the middle of reading about the corruption of American electoral politics, Mr. Levine will suddenly careen off in the direction of "Israeli war crimes" and you suspect, probably correctly, that the Censors and Guardians of Ideological Purity at Counterpunch have sent a memo to Mr. Levine that he is not meeting his quota of Israel-bashing digressions this month, and if he wants to continue publishing at this fine Leftist tabloid, well...just sayin', as we just say these days.

I was thinking about this in the context of the Bill Maher/Berkeley campus speech hullaballoo recently, which had the customary two-day shelf life recently in public consciousness.  Students at Berkeley did not want Maher near the 50th anniversary of the Free Speech Movement because of some anti-Muslim statements Maher had made on his "Real Time" show.  Okay, sometimes irony just writes itself.  Or as Tom Lehrer (Jewish, admittedly) once answered in response to a question about why he had given up writing political songs - when Henry Kissinger won the Nobel Peace Prize, Lehrer knew satire was dead.

So the Berkeley students did not want Maher exercising Free Speech on their campus, not if he was going to say things they didn't approve.  Personally, I thought (based on a Berkeley education) that this was the whole point of free speech, at least as formulated by the great John Stuart Mill in On Liberty.  This was why the (mostly Jewish) lawyers of the ACLU, led by Burton Joseph (guess what) won the landmark case permitting the Nazi Party to march in Skokie, Illinois in 1977, where one in six residents was a Holocaust survivor.  The Nazis were being a little ...politically incorrect, wouldn't you say?  No matter.  Prior restraint is unconstitutional under the First Amendment.  Except, perhaps, at Berkeley.

This came as no huge surprise to me, based on undergraduate experiences.  Ideological purity on the Left is perhaps more decisively enforced, niggle for niggle, than on the Big Tent Right, where, after all, all the Republicans really want is more money.

Sam Harris, militant atheist and rarefied, almost bloodless logician, was on the Bill Maher show that nearly caused Ben Affleck to plotz.  Ben knew, and shouted everyone down who tried to disagree, that everyone is the same, and that the anti-Muslim comments by Maher and Harris were beyond the pale, were racist, ethnocentric, et cetera.  I did not take Sam Harris's comments as a general condemnation of all Muslims; indeed, after Harris gets through with his limitations, codicils, refinements, reservations, statistics, demographics and airborne footnotes, it's not always altogether clear what he's saying. Nevertheless, Sam Harris lays out a clear argument against moral equivalency in Gaza, Israel versus Hamas (in my view), in this podcast.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=HX-UPcrejHc#t=679.
This is the sort of thing that an ideologically pure writer at Counterpunch must never say: one can never refer to Israeli self-defense, territorial integrity or anything of the kind.  Israel's job is to cease to exist, period.

Beginning at about minute 12:30, Harris brings up ISIS, and its Genghis Khan-like campaign of rape, murder and pillage that it is currently conducting throughout Syria and Iraq, although details have become sketchy lately because of an ISIS practice of beheading, on camera, any Western journalist who gets too close to the action.  This brings up a point frequently (as in always) neglected in the polemics of the Left: the real threats, in the main, both currently and historically, to the safety and security of Muslims throughout the world originate with other Muslims.  The deaths inflicted by Muslims upon other Muslims exceed by several orders of magnitude all deaths ever inflicted by Israelis on Arabs or Muslims more generally, beginning in 1948, counting all wars since including Intifada I and II and Gaza.  I also find the tongue-tied approach of the Left to the predations of ISIS a little puzzling.  The only way that Cockburn & Co. permit discussion is in the context of "blowback;" that is to say, if the Sunni umbrella group known as ISIS is killing Kurds, Shia, Alawites and other Muslim sects by the bushel, by the carload lot, by corpses measured in the gross tonnage, well - it's the USA's fault for taking the lid off of Muslim sectarian tensions. 

You've heard the argument, and honestly speaking, doesn't that lead to a somewhat uncomfortable position for our ideologically pure Leftist?  The argument amounts to a recognition that without an authoritarian police state ruthlessly controlled by a dictator, such as Saddam Hussein in Iraq or Bashar Assad in Syria (under full power), militant Muslim sects will immediately resume ethnic cleansing to finish up some old business that's been bugging them since the 7th Century about who the rightful heir to Mohammed really is. Yet the United States prides itself (through lip service anyway) on the notion that freedom and democracy are blah blah blah, so that these internecine, sectarian bloodbaths are the price that must be paid, or something like that.  Or we must invade Iraq again (and Syria too) to prop up (a, in Iraq) our puppet democracy, or (b, in Syria) the corrupt dictator Assad until we have a chance to overthrow him and install an anti-Russia puppet government on more favorable terms.

There isn't much to choose among these various unpalatable outcomes.  Where it gets excruciating for the anti-Israel left is that all the arguments must be stood on their heads when it comes to Hamas and Gaza.  One could conclude, on the basis of the lessons learned in the greater Middle East, where blood is flowing like the Tigris & Euphrates used to flow, that Israel's misfortune is that it's another branch of the kafir, the infidel or heathen that cannot be tolerated in Muslim lands.  Yet that's no fun for the American anti-Israel Left.  You can't talk about that because then you're foreclosed from blaming Israel and its "imperialist" enablers, which is the Chomsky - Counterpunch Standard Approach.  And no self-respecting, ideologically pure, Prior Restraint Advocate wants to be caught dead doing that.




Monday, November 10, 2014

Up In Smoke

I will be very curious to see the effect of Oregon's marijuana legalization law (Proposition 91) on the "underground" economy of Northern California's Emerald Triangle of Humboldt, Trinity and Mendocino Counties.  Some surmise that growing and selling pot (mostly illegal, although business boomed when California passed its medical marijuana law a few years back) accounts for about $1 billion in annual revenue to these mostly rural, sparsely-populated counties.  A lot of ganja farmers up there in the redwood forests.

The Oregon law essentially handles pot like alcohol, and the regulation and taxation of marijuana will be under the aegis of the state's alcohol commission.  It will probably raise a lot of tax money.


Summary: Currently, cultivation, possession, delivery, sale of marijuana are unlawful, excepting regulated production, possession, use of medical marijuana. Measure allows production, processing, delivery, possession, sale of marijuana to adults, licensed, regulated by Oregon Liquor Control Commission (OLCC). Marijuana producer, processor, wholesaler may deliver "marijuana items" (defined) only to/on licensed retail premises. OLCC collects tax imposed on marijuana producer at different rates for marijuana flowers, leaves, immature plant. "Homegrown marijuana" (defined) not regulated, taxed. Tax revenues, fees fund OLCC suspense account, Oregon Marijuana Account distributed: 40% to Common School Fund; 20% for mental health/alcohol/drug services; 15% for state police; 20% for local law enforcement; 5% to Oregon Health Authority. "Marijuana paraphernalia" (defined) excluded from "drug paraphernalia" laws. Other provisions [5]

That's a nice touch: 20% of the tax revenue will be devoted to mental health/alcohol/drug services.  I mean, why not?  And 40% to the Common School Fund -generally speaking, taxes on our vices often wind up funding public education, like California's lottery.  A realistic nod to the inevitable, always laudable in these hypocritical times.

It is sometimes reported (say, by the Emerald Triangle News, the voice of the Norcal ganja farmer), that California's own similar initiative was voted down in part because of an ad campaign financed by the - Norcal ganja farmers.  Well, that's just good business.  Just as the Mafia were ardent supporters of Prohibition, so the underground pot growers understand the basic law of scarcity, demand and price.  Illegality keeps the price up and the tax collectors away.  Granted, it invites the unwanted attention of the DEA, but the pot growers have thrived despite such nuisances.

One article I read in the aforementioned ET News while "researching" this blog post observed hopefully that Oregon would now be a brand new market for the Triangle's black market dope.  This strikes me as wishful thinking raised to the level of whistling past the graveyard.  When Portland becomes the New Amsterdam, why, exactly, would Oregonians want to buy the Triangle's overpriced, environmentally-dubious shit?  

Rather, this situation presents what Mr. Krugman would call a "natural experiment" in economics.  Oregon growers can get in the legal business of growing dope (just as if they were vineyard owners or winemakers) by paying $1,000 a year for a license.  It all becomes legal next July, 2015.  My guess is that the line at the Dope Window at the Oregon Liquor Control Commission is already forming; it will make the lines for Springsteen tickets look puny in comparison.  Oregon dope will be organic and non-GMO.  Although admittedly the actual cannabis will probably be inferior to the Norcal variety, because of climate factors, Oregonians have lived for decades under the delusion that the wine they make is drinkable, so this should prove no hurdle to brisk sales.

In the relatively short run, what will actually happen is that Oregon's breakthrough will lead inevitably to California's passage of its own initiative, on which, ironically, the Oregon law was based.  The farmers of the Emerald Triangle will then have a great deal of competition all over the Golden State.  Prices will drop, tax collections will ramp up, and our public schools, full of dope-faded kids smoking up the parents' stash, will be flush with cash.


Wednesday, November 5, 2014

The Democrats' Historic Drubbing

"Fellas, I think I know a little bit about politics."  Fielding Mellish, "Bananas," laying it out for members of the San Marcos junta who have summoned him to dinner.

The Democrats' historic drubbing, of course, was preceded by the Republicans' historic drubbing in 2006, followed by the election of Barack Obama in 2008 and the retrenchment of the Democrats, who for two years controlled the White House and both houses of Congress.  Followed by the shellacking of the Democrats in 2010, when they lost control of the House and tenuously held on to the Senate. Followed by the next voting-booth coup d'etat yesterday where the Republicans extended their lead in the House and took over the Senate.

The schizophrenic electorate in those areas of the country where there are competitive races (where they are not overwhelmingly Blue or Red to begin with) follow a predictable pattern of throwing the bums in that they just threw out, then throwing those bums out and throwing some new bums back in, all bums designated with the (D) or (R) trademark of the oligarchy brand to which these candidates belong.

It is possible that the above employment chart sheds light on the reasons for the observed electoral thrashing around.  It's always important, when talking about the "jobs" added by any particular President, to talk about (a) what jobs?, and (b) who got them?  The chart above tends to demonstrate that a lot of old people went back to their old jobs, or began new careers as Wal-Mart Greeters, since the recession hit, and the nest egg that was going to fund their bocce-ball playing (the equity in the residence) disappeared.  It also demonstrates that the life blood of the economy, the energetic, creative sector of the economy, young people in the prime of life, cannot find work.

Please note that I do not blame President Barack Obama for this; that is a childish, reflexive, pointless exercise in distraction from the real issue.  As the brilliant Bill Clinton used to say, the real issue is that the Republicans, who more directly and openly support the interests of the uber-wealthy, "believe they have a congenital right to lead."  So imagine their frustration at their inability to topple Obama in 2012 with their candidate, the corporate takeover artist and shop-window mannequin, Mitt Romney.

Fortunately for the Republicans, there are plenty of morons among the booboisie in the Red states who exercise their franchise, come hell or high water.  In the Red states with heavily gerrymandered House districts (that is to say, all such states), electing (R) Representatives borders on the automatic and has for years and years.  The Republicans really have to screw up (say, by electing someone like George W. Bush) for the House to swing over to the Democratic side.  The Senate, that profoundly undemocratic institution which allocates two reps to each state regardless of population, can effectively stymie any initiative by the President all by itself.  There are enough Red states in a "swing year" like this (referring to "swing" in the same sense that there are manic and depressive "swings" in bipolar disease) that a mobilized populace can take over the Senate and defeat everything a Democratic President wants to do, even without the help of the House.  No judicial appointments, no treaties, nothing, if these corporate errand boys and girls don't want it.

The economy of the United States has been in the doldrums for a long time, as the chart above suggests.  The misery can be taken much farther back, of course.  The housing boom between 2000 and 2006 was an attempt to jolt the cooling cadaver of American society back to life with monetary defibrillation.  It will not get any better, and very likely will get worse, now that the Republicans are back in power.  The Republicans, in general, take the position that approaches such as "fiscal stimulus" (deficit financing of the government with money pushed into public works), Quantitative Easing (expansion of the Federal Reserve's monetary base by "asset purchases" of Treasuries and mortgage-backed securities), are all "financial games," are evil, are even, as Governor Rick Perry said of Ben Bernanke, the Fed Chair at the time, capital offenses.

So what are the Republicans going to do? They don't have a plan, of course. They will "obstruct" President Obama, except where the president seems inclined to expand wars in the Middle East or blow up terrorists with drone strkes.  They will support his worst tendencies, blockade his best intentions (such as those involving "science"), and bide their time hoping they can take over the whole show in 2016 in order to completely run the country into the ground.  "Secular stagnation," as Mr. Krugman calls it, will continue, only worsen.  Old people will stay on the job, college graduates will live in their basements, and Chris Matthews will report on the next devastating attack on ISIS.

Saturday, November 1, 2014

Saturday Morning Travesty: A Few Notes on Organized Religion

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The religion of my youth was highly organized in the sense that my time had to be organized around it. The basic schedule was as follows:  Arrive at the church, a bunker-like facility on the frontage road of the 101 freeway, at around 9:45 a.m. on Sunday morning. Wearing a suit and tie, hair slicked, highly presentable as one of the family's three boys.  Endure about one hour of instruction in an "age-group" Sunday school class, taught usually by a hardware store salesman or other learned man of letters.  The curriculum was not particularly organized.  We were as likely to hear the story of the parting of the Red Sea as we were to listen to another account of Jesus turning the water to wine at Cana. Were you aware that the guests at Cana were amazed that the host had saved the best wine for last, contrary to the usual practice of bringing out the swill after the celebrants were already blotto? The hardware store salesman never explained this episode in full because, you see, along with dancing, smoking, gambling, swearing, fornication and instrumental accompaniment to our singing, drinking was strictly off-limits.

Sunday school lasted about an hour, and there was then a brief recess before taking our places in the lightly-populated pews in the auditorium. The church service then began. There were two main preachers who presided over the religion of my youth, Clint L____ and Noah H____.  Clint was an older Okie and Noah was a younger, somewhat sketchy cornball.  Morning service lasted about an hour, and consisted of a few hymns (a capella, as noted), a few prayers, communion (Welch's grape juice and matzoh bread passed along the pews in round wooden trays), and then the offering. These events killed about a half hour.  Then the preacher took his place at the rostrum and delivered his sermon, which tended to last close to 25 minutes.  I think that the tendency of my mind to wander during any sort of oral presentation was probably firmly inculcated during these sessions. In about twelve years of sitting through such homilies, I only remember one brief snatch of sermon from one of Clint L's classics.  He was confronted with some cosmological number in his notes.  Let's just make one up for the sake of explanation.  It was 112, 358, 987, 354, 235, 098.  The 112 corresponds to the quadrillion's place.  I don't think Clint was familiar with such numbers, and it was a mistake to wade in thus unprepared.  So he read the number as "million," and the whole number was read out as follows:  "One hundred twelve million, three hundred fifty-eight thousand, nine hundred eighty-seven million, three hundred fifty-four thousand, two hundred thirty-five..."  (Emphases in the original sermon.)

The ellipsis indicates the point at which Clint L___ realized he was stuck.  Given his method, one would expect that two hundred thirty-five would again be followed by "million," but Clint said "thousand" (twice in a row, so to speak) and then finished nicely with "ninety-eight," bringing it all back (down) home.  As I listened to this astonishing passage, a frisson of fear passed up and down my spine.  Four hours per week, fifty-two weeks per year for twelve years, not counting Vacation Bible School (and I'd rather not think about that).  The Sunday morning service, you see, was repeated in its entirety Sunday evening, and then on Wednesday night an indoctrination session was held (mostly in the class rooms, but preceded and followed by songs and prayers).  Over 12 years that adds up to 2,496 hours of tedium.  I won't call it wasted time; life is really mostly about wasting time, although we seldom admit to ourselves that's what we're doing.

Each of the three weekly sessions was brought to a close with the "invitation."  Generally speaking, during the Sunday and Sunday evening sermons I was glad to hear the preacher begin edging into his buildup.  A mention of the tragedy of being "almost persuaded" to accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior, and then the tri-partite invitation itself.  Come forward to be baptized (the Big Enchilada), confess wrongs (second-rate, but usually the most titillating), or place membership with the congregation (small-bore administrative stuff).

As I say, I was mostly glad to hear the denouement of the sermon except for that brief period of vulnerability we called the Age of Accountability.  Generally, you knew you were in this danger zone when girls began causing funny feelings within your body on a regular and uncontrollable basis.  Let's say this is around 13 or 14 years old, corresponding to the age of bar or bat mitzvah in Judaism. In the Fundie cult sect in which I was trained, there were expectations but no strong Jewish parents to make sure it happened.  You had to make the call yourself, walk down the aisle in response to the "invitation" to be baptized, get dunked and get it over with.

Life can be weird, can't it?  How did we ever come up with that one?  John the Baptist baptized Jesus in the Jordan River, and now I'm supposed to take the plunge with Clint L___ in a walk-in hot tub behind a curtain up behind the rostrum in a Northern California town during the early stages of the Kennedy Administration.  Two thousand years later.  This tends to demonstrate that humans have never managed to come up with anything.  We're still completely clueless. We're stuck within a universe the physical laws of which seal us off from ultimate enlightenment; thus, we are left only with the shit we can make up.

Anyway, moral suasion, peer-group pressure, fear of parental wrath - they all worked together one Sunday evening in late January, 1961.  I was running out of time.  I was bar mitzvah age, I was Accountable, one false move and it was the hot flames lickin' my ass forever and ever, amen.  With roaring in my ears, with the plaintive strains of "Almost Persuaded" gently lifted on high in the characteristic off-key way by the sparse audience to this momentous event, I stepped out from my aisle seat in the second pew (this had all been carefully choreographed for maximum down-low exposure), I stepped the two feet to the front into the waiting mitts of Clint L____.

My late cousin, the novelist James D. Houston, described his own more-or-less identical experience in his novel A Native Son of the Golden West.  (TJR is moving and he found the book I had loaned him years ago.)  It's inscribed, "all good wishes - us Native Sons got to stick together, Jim May 22, 1971."
I bought the book at Jim's reading at Cody's Books, Haste & Telegraph in Berkeley.  I had finished my "higher" education at Berkeley, majoring in existentialism and heathen studies.  I was very proud to sit in the audience and listen to Jim read.

Jim's maternal grandmother was the older sister of my maternal grandmother.  His mother and mine were first cousins and best friends.  In a sense they spent their entire lives together.  They were both devoutly faithful to the Old Time Religion.  They both married taciturn Southerners of exceptional intellect who were not religiously observant if religious at all.  Both died of cancer at fairly young ages. 

In his novel, Jim becomes Hooper Dunlap (the sounds and letters of the names can be unscrambled to derive their origins), and he grows up in Glendale, California.  The old Fundie religion is clearly recognizable, but Hooper's parents are both faithful attendees, unlike Jim's real life.  Hooper is in the Danger Zone and he has to make the call.  The congregation is singing "Almost Persuaded" on a Sunday morning (Jim was always a more standup guy than I have been). So here he goes:

"Head expanding where round notes tingle, he imagines it's his own voice filling the hall and he never decides to step into the aisle.  Later he can't remember walking down. One moment he's singing, the next the light is blinding him, the stage is cracked and tilted bending through the wet he tries to blink away.

"Brother Dailey's old face is right in front of Hooper's, tears streaming, smiling, broken-voiced. He takes Hooper's hand in both of his and whispers, 'Are you coming forward to be baptized?'

"Scarlet nod. 

" 'God bless you, boy.'

"He asks Hooper to sit.  The last notes fade. Brother Dailey announces, eyes brimming, that someone has come forward.  Hooper's face is feverish again.  The preacher takes his hand, helps him stand.

" 'Do you believe with all your heart that Jesus Christ is the son of God?'

"Hooper had forgotten about that. The main reason he waited this long in the first place, and he'd forgotten it entirely. He doesn't see how anyone his age can believe that. "
I think the sentence, "Hooper had forgotten about that" is one of the funniest lines Jim ever wrote, and he wrote a lot of them.  It captures the sense of utter craziness in ritualized behavior in general, and the madness of religious conditioning in particular.  Ten years before Jim inscribed the book to me near the godless sidewalks of Telegraph Avenue, I had been asked the same question, and I think maybe I had forgotten about that, too.  I was up there to get submerged, take the pressure off and move on to the increasing pleasures of all those girls in school. I reasoned there were only about four years left in my sentence, and good behavior usually helps to make the stretch run more smoothly. Very few of us, I guess, ever get through life without impersonating someone else entirely, at least from time to time.

Monday, October 13, 2014

Pilot Project

One consistent difficulty I have had with blogging in recent months is the sense that the Henry David Thoreau meme just doesn't work anymore.  I see the problem as twofold.  First, Thoreau's philosophy and insights are part of a vanished world, the bucolic, arboreal world of New England in the 1840's, at the dawn of the Industrial Age where Thoreau, with his uncanny prescience and brilliance, sensed where mankind was headed and offered his cautionary ideas.  To say the least, he was completely ignored except by certain iconoclastic thinkers who enjoy the fantasy of independent living.

At a more profound level, Thoreau's approach seems irrelevant.  One can search his writings for signs of what we in modern times would call existential despair, but you just won't find it.  Henry never says, for example, "...but even if you follow my approach, I have to warn you that life is pretty much a meaningless exercise anyway, so what's the big dif?  Why not live it up and use up as much of the Earth as you can?"

This resonates with an intuition I have long had (untestable now in modern times) that existential despair arises from the actual conditions in which modern life is lived, and not because of a "baseline" philosophy that deep thinkers access through considerations of teleology.

Which is to day, we have created, for the most part, a garbage dump out of our natural patrimony, and pay the psychological price commensurate with this desecration.  Given this situation, evoking Thoreau seems very much like casting pearls before swine, the pigs in question being us. Although, really, I like pigs.

Switching gears also allows me to use Blogger's newer features. I was trapped in the old format and lost the ability to see comments, for example. That was the result of Blogger going to Google +, I think, which I was never quite able to figure out, or at least could never adapt the old blog to the new format.  So I will put the old wine in the new bottle, contrary to Biblical injunction.

It will take a while to trick out the blog with gadgets, pictures, et cetera. All in good time. But it will be fun to approach things from a looser perspective.  Henry David Thoreau, after all, is something of a ponderous, though deeply wise, voice, whereas Woody Allen's Fielding Mellish is just kind of nuts, like the modern world.